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Time to Go: Riley to Retire in Biloxi Saturday, October 12th , 2047 His Biloxi Shuckers teammates were not terribly surprised when Tim Riley announced his retirement today. In a low-key affair, Riley explained his rationale. "My aches and pains have caught up with me. They don't seem to go away like they used to when I was a kid," he said. "I'm spending more and more time in the trainer's room and less and less time preparing for my next game. I've come to a realization that I've done what I can in this game and spending more time playing baseball is just stealing from my future self." When asked, the team manager noted "Tim has always been an honest man and when he says he's done, well, he's done." Lifetime Riley has put up a 1-and-5 record with no saves and a 10.03 ERA. |
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