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Phuck II Agrees to Terms, Stays in Philadelphia
Tuesday, December 14th , 2049
Media analysts hailed Philadelphia's signing of Phuck II, one of Major League Baseball's brightest stars, as a pivotal move.
While the deal is certain to raise a few eyebrows, Phuck II is expected to earn every bit of the $3,750,000 promised him over 1 year.
Lifetime Phuck II has compiled a 19-23 record with a 4.56 ERA in 64 starts.
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